The Great Pussini/Transcript

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[Scene: Nutmeg House, daytime]

[A song of meows is heard, causing Mr. Nutmeg to cover his eyes and close his window. Camera turns to Heathcliff, who is standing on top of a fence and is singing (meowing) to the neighborhood cats.]

Heathcliff: Meow, Meow, Meow...

Neighborhood Cat #1: Hey gang, look at this!

Neighborhood Cats: Huh?

[The Neighborhood Cats turn and travel offscreen.]

Neighborhood Cat #2 Oh, he is SO handsome!

[Heathcliff hops off the fence and gives a glair of disapproval. He then turns to go see what was going on. Once he got there, all of the neighborhood cats were looking at a poster with a smiling cat mounted on a nearby lamp post.]

Neighborhood Cat #2 Oh, look at his face!

Sonja: Oh! The Great Pussini! Isn't he just dreamy!

Heathcliff: Dreamy? Why, he's just a big bag of wind! Ah, c'mon! H-here! I'll start the concert right here! Meow, meow, meow, meow...

[While Heathcliff sings, all of the Neighborhood Cats cover their ears and walk away, certainly annoyed. Heathcliff is astounded by his loss of audience, and turns to Sonja.]

Sonja: Oh! The Great Pussini! What a cat!

[Next, in Heathcliff's imagination, the Great Pussini on the poster suddenly comes to life and blows a raspberry by sticking out his tongue. Then, an angered Heathcliff meowed and leaped over and shredded the poster into shreds. Then he hops off onto the sidewalk and dusts his paws.]

Heathcliff: Who does this "Pussini" think he is, anyway!

[Just then, Wordsworth, Hector, and Mungo arrive from offscreen.]

Heathcliff: I am the singing star of this neighborhood!

START here:

Wordsworth: Except when you vocalize, everybody cries!

Mungo: Hey Heathcliff, I don't think you sing so bad.

Hector: Yeah Heathcliff, you don't bad, you just sing good. (laughs)

Wordsworth: Hey, hey, hey, watch what you say, Heathcliff sings good far, far away!

All three laugh, which causes the annoyed Heathcliff to walk away. As he does this, the three of them follow him, still laughing, which causes Heathcliff to stop and say the following quote.

Heathcliff: Oh yeah, laugh this off!

Heathcliff gurrs and jumps onto the three, creating a dust cloud of action! When the cats are fighting, a car drives by. It is then revealed that Pussini is inside, causing the cats to stop what they were doing and watch the car.

Pussini Fans: Pussini, Pussini, Pussini, Pussini!

Pussini Fangirls: Oh, there he is! Pussini! Oh, Pussini, yay yay! (various renditions required)

Sonja: He's gorgeous!

Pussini: Eh, a vision of a beauty ---- A beautiful feline deserves a beautiful flower!

Heathcliff and the trio see Pussini talking with Sonja. Pussini then takes a red flower and flings it into Sonja's arms.

Sonja: Ah, a flower from Pussini! (sniffs flower) I'm in heaven!

Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats Transcripts
Season 1
The Great Pussini^WIP • Kitty Kat Kennels • Chauncey's Great Escape^† • Carnival Capers • Mad Dog Catcher^† • Circus Beserkus^† • Rebel Without a Claws^† • The Farming Life Ain't For Me • Heathcliff's Middle Name^† • Wishful Thinking • King of the Beasts^† • Cat Can Do^† • Smoke Gets in my Eyes^† • Much Ado about Bedding • City Slicker Cat^† • House of the Future^† • Spike's Cousin^† • For the Birds^† • Heathcliff's Pet • Swamp Fever • Teed Off^† • Monstro vs. the Wolf Hound^† • Say Cheese^† • Cat's Angels • Meow Meow Island^† • Iron Cats^† • Family Tree^† • Who's Got the Chocolate?^† • Be Prepared^† • Cruisin' for a Bruisin' • Heathcliff Gets Canned^† • Whackoed Out^† • Brain Sprain^† • Cat Balloon^† • May the Best Cat Win • Comedy Cats^† • Revenge of the Kitty^† • Jungle Vacation^† • Hospital Heathcliff^† • Hector's Takeover • Going Shopping^† • Cat in the Fat • Wild Cat Heathcliff^† • Kitten Around • Cat Burglar Heathcliff^† • Lucky's Unlucky Day • The Blizzard Bandit^† • Harem Cat • Kitten Smitten^† • Young Cat with a Horn^† • The Gang's All Here^† • The Meowsic Goes Round & Round^† • Snow Job^† • Condo Fever^† • Heathcliff Pumps Iron • Mungo's Dilemma^† • Heathcliff's Double^† • Big Foot • Terrible Tammy^WIP • The Games of Love • Big Top Bungling^† • Space Cats • Lard Times • The Merry Pranksters^† • Spike's Slave^† • Scaredy Cats • Gopher Broke^† • A Camping We Will Go • Where There's an Ill, There's a Way^† • Yes Sewer That's my Baby^† • Soap Box Derby^† •A Better Mousetrap^† • Bamboo Island^† • Superhero Mungo^† • Butter Up!^† • Mungo Gets No Respect^† • Sonja's Nephew^† • Dr. Mousetus^† • Cat Food for Thought • Going South • Phantom of the Garbage^† • Junkyard Flood • Trombone Terror^† • The Other Woman • Pop on Parole^† • The Babysitters^† • The Siamese Twins^† • The Mungo Mash^† • Copa-ca-Heathcliff^† • Leroy's in Love^† • Used Pets^† • Search for a Star • An Officer and an Alley Cat^† • Hector Spector • Service with a Smile^† • Junk Food^† • Boom Boom Pussini^† • Beach Blanket Mungo^WIP • Sealand Mania^† • Riff-Raff the Gourmet • The Super M.A.C. Menace^† • Journey to the Center of the Earth^† • Heathcliff Reforms^† • Prehysteric Riff Raff • A Piece of the Rock^† • Divide and Clobber • Flying High^† • Debutante Ball • Heathcliff Surprise!^† • The Big Break In^† • The Catfather^† • The Big Swipe^† • Tally-Ho Heathcliff^† • Cleo Moves In • Grandpa Vs. Grandpa^† • The Big Game Hunter^† • The Great Tuna Caper^† • Pecos' Treasure^† • The Baby Buggy Bad Guys^† • Riff-Raff's Mom^† • Momma's Back in Town^† • Trash Dance • Claws!^† • Hector the Detector • Raiders of the Lost Cat^† • Mungo Lays an Egg^† • The Home Wrecker^† • In Search of Catlantis^† • Star of Tomeow-meow^† • Soccer Anyone?^†
Season 2
The White Cliffs of Dover^† • Life Saver^† • Nightmare in Beverly Hills^† • The Cat in the Iron Mask^† • The Shrink^† • Brushing Up^† • Dr. Heathcliff and Mr. Spike^† • Time Warped^† • Spike's New Home^† • Mungo's Big Romance^† • The Cat and the Pauper^† • Mungo of the Jungle^† • In the Beginning^† • Catlympic Cats^† • Rear Cat Window^† • Cat Days, Ninja Nights^† • Something Fishy^† • Christmas Memories • Heathcliff's Mom^† • Hockey Pucks^† • Cat Day Afternoon^† • Hector Protector^† • Feline Good^WIP • Off-Road Racer^† • Spike's Coach^† • The Trojan Cadillac^† • Heathcliff Gets Framed^† • Repo Cat^† • Missing in Action^† • Bag Cat Sings the Blues^† • It's a Terrible Life^† • Leroy Gets Canned^† • Hair of the Cat^† • Tenting Tonight^† • The Fortune Teller^† • Cottontails, Chickens, & Colored Eggs^† • Break an Egg^† • A Letter to Granny • The New York City Sewer System^† • High Goon • North Pole Cat^† • He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother^WIP († - This symbol indicates that the transcript for the specific episode has not been done yet.) (WIP - This symbol indicates that the transcript for the specific episode is a work in progress.)