(The episode starts with Heathcliff walking to the park)
Heathcliff: Today feels like my lucky day, and a sharp pussycat should not let it slip uselessly away! Aha my worthy protagonist, Spike seems to have a hard fix on something on intrest! I must check this scene, it's all clear to me now! A hungry dog, a curious cat, and a man with a huge sandwich soon to be without, What a fine sceneario!
Man: I'll never finished this huge sandwich, maybe after a nap I be ready for it!
Heathcliff: Opportunity knocks and temptation lifts its head.
Man: *yawns*
Heathcliff: There's only one way to deal with temptation... Surrender!
(Spike steals the lunchbox)
Spike: *cackles*
(Heathcliff grabs it by an passing Spike's hands)
Heathcliff: Thanks for lunch! But I must be crusin' along!
Spike: Your crusin' for a brusin' cat!
Heathcliff: Hey! You have a real knack with rhyme!
(Spike grabs Heathcliff by the tail)
Spike: And you got a knack for ticking me off! (Spike gets the lunchbox from him) Thank you!
Heathcliff: Score one for the bulldog!
(Heathcliff tackles Spike to steals it back as Spike uses a special tool on Heathcliff)
Heathcliff: Ahh, a invigorating thrill of a good chase!
Spike: Thank you, again! *laughs*
(Heathcliff gets into a window of a house with a neighbor saying)
Neighbor: Hey! Who let's this cat here?
(The neighbor kicks Heathcliff out the window to a street pole)
Heathcliff: Everybody gotta pay some dues sometimes! (Heathcliff lands unexpectdly at a passing Spike) Score one for the short, fat cat!
(Spike Grrrs and Heathcliff screeches as they get into a fight)
(The lunchbox gets in skateboard)
Heathcliff: (stutters) Put it on hold Spike! The under our hot lunch over the hill! If we don't get it, someone will!
(Both Heathcliff and Spike come across a car and are flatten by it, as they unflatten themselves up)
(They continue back chasing after the lunchbox)
Heathcliff: I got to stop that Spike, If I going to ge that pail! The Inflatable Heathcliff Blow-Up Doll! A little helium for lift, not a unreasonable fat simile, but they never replace the real thing!
Spike: Grrr- Gotcha! (Spike grabs ahold of the Heathcliff balloon) Uh-oh, that ain't him! Hey! I've have a horrible fear of heights, oh!
Heathcliff: Its not like me to let a friend down, But! (Heathcliff slingshots a bird to pop the ballooon the dog to land on the ground) And-um we were never too friendly anyhow!
(Heathcliff and Spike gets back to the chase)
Spike: No more Mr. nice guy!
Heathcliff: You mean I'm been getting prefer treatment! (Founding the lunchbox) There you are! (Lunchbox go as a man comes out of one) Hey I'm not prepared for these sudden reversals!
Spike: It's only fair to warn you cat! I'm into full contact karate!
(Spike jumps over a passing by skateboarding lunchbox with Heathcliff behind)
Heathcliff: Karate huh? I'm into solar energy myself!
(Spike uses a lasso to stop Heathcliff)
Spike: *cackles*
(Spike chases the lunchbox to getting flipped into by the fence door)
Heathcliff: Eh there's is that elusive lunch... and here it comes back this way!
Spike: Let me see, where is it? Hey!
Heathcliff: Excuse me!
(Heathcliff chases after the lunchbox as Spike follows behind with full speed)
Spike: Your luck has run out cat!
Heathcliff: Good, my luck hasn't been too good lately anyway!
(The skatebord throws the lunchbox back to its owner)
Man: *yawn* Hey I'm now ready for that huge sandwich, Dah-hoo! I'm lucky it wasn't stolen awhile I was sleeping!
Spike: I suppose you got one of your corny cliche sayings for this occasion!
Heathcliff: Well um, how about, "You wins some, you lose some", "Easy come, Easy go" "Cheaters never prosper", "Fifty-four - forty will fight", "Tippy canoe and taylor too"
Spike: I had to ask!
(The episode ends)