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Dogcatcher: I don't mind picking up stray dogs and alley cats, but moving a big, mountain lion to the zoo makes me really jittery.
Mountain Lion: Roarrrrrrrr
(the lion roared so loud that the cage lock opens giving the lion to escape as Heathcliff prepares for date)
Heathcliff: Well tonight's tonight I've have a saturday fever all week long, such a devasting profile outta to be registered as devilion leopard, (the mountain lion peaks out the corner) is this the face that broke a thousand hearts? eh-not to mention a few mirrors.
Mountain Lion: Roar!
Heathcliff: Eh- sorry fellow, visiting hours are over. (the Lion roars at him with Heathcliff replys as he shoves a trash lid to the lion's mouth) Psst Oh I guess bad breathe is better than no breathe, sorry I got have a hot date with a cool lady and punctuality is among my many of my enduring charms. (The lion eats up the lid and follows Heathcliff to the penthouse) I can't resist these penthouse pussycats, the best foods is always furtherest to the ground, (as they climb up the light post) My little Sonja is waiting brickless and interpretation, you may relax Sonja my love, you king of cool is here at last.
Sonja: Oh hello Heathcliff, who's your friend.
Heathcliff: Friend?
(He realize she was refering to the Mountain Lion)
Sonja: You're so thoughtful Heathciff, bringing along a lonesome friend, (Lion notices Sonja as the puma instantly fallen in love with her) and he is kinda of cute, (the lion pushes Heathcliff aside to get in with Sonja) Heathcliff has such intresting friends, you know I've always look up to tall men.
Heathcliff: Listen fellow, your not fooling with your everyday, average-(realizating that it not on the ground he falls down) I'm going to have to inform this stranger who is calling the shot around here, (bouncing back up with a trampoline) who is this guy anyway?
(Lion holds Heathcliff to put him back down)
Sonja: I've always like the strong silent type.
Heathcliff: Its hard to believe but this guy is actually trying to move on with my girl. (springing back up on trampoline) you gotta be from outta town.
(Mountain Lion shows off his muscles to Sonja)
Sonja: You must pump alot of iron. (Heathcliff grabs him by his tail as he falls back down)
Mountain Lion: Oh!
Sonja: How cute, I just love gymnatics, I am so impressed. (The Lion tries to hold his grip)
Mountain Lion: (Gasps)
Heathcliff: I gotta to hustle all the time, to maintain my number one rating. (The Lion trying to grip in the platform, Heathcliff stretches his tail too long from down the penthouse, to up the penthouse, he talks to Sonja) Don't depatch, Sonja my pear, be with you shortly, (removing each of the lion's fingertips to make him lose his grip) just taking care of a little bussiness.
(The lion waves at the screen as he is flinged throughout the penthouse leading back to the top of the penthouse slamming into a door as Heathcliff by closes it in front of him, assuming he succesfully defeated his rival, he door slammed into Heathcliff as the lion leaves, Heathcliff is left flatten)
(At Le Salmon Salon Heathcliff and the Cougar look directly mad at each other for Sonja)
Sonja: Now you two try to get along, after all, A good friend is hard to find.
Heathcliff: Friends? I don't even know this guy.
Sonja: I'm famished, let's eat.
Heathcliff: I keeping my eye on you. (Heathcliff fetches one fish for the cougar to eat it making Heathcliff angry) (Gulp) that's it, "The die is cast".
Sonja: Now Heathcliff, control your temper, I can't bear the side of violence.
Heathcliff: Then you better cover your eyes, this could get ulgy, becuase me and this cat are going to renegotiate our relationship.
Sonja: Someone is going to get hurt.
Heathcliff: I'm just going to give a little signal. (The two fight each other)
Sonja: Can this be settled peacefully?
(Heathcliff thrown by the lion, he replies to Sonja's comment)
Heathcliff: It will be peace in a minute, soon as I finish him off.
(Heathcliff goes back to brawl)
Sonja: It is not neccessary to constantly emphasize you masculinity. (The two get back to fighting) fighting is so uncivilized. (defeated again, Heathcliff is launched into a lamp post)
Heathcliff: Hey, you know this guy is no pushover.
Sonja: Do you always have to be mister number one?
Heathcliff: Somebody has to, it's the way of the world.
Sonja: Its mayhem that gives cartoons a bad name.
(The cougar is holding Heathcliff)
Heathcliff: Any last words?
(As his silent stronger rival replies by punching Heathcliff's lights once again until luckily to him, to the lion's dismay the dogcatcher truck alarm gets the cougar's attention which is the dogcatcher from early)
Dogcatcher: Hey! Let go of that mountain lion.
Heathcliff: M-m-Mountain Lion?
(The Mountain Lion roars to clearifies that he is indeed one)
Lion: Roars
Heathcliff: Nobody said nothing to me about no mountain lion.
(Heathcliff fetch a steak to lure to gluttonist lion to the dogcatcher's van as the dogcatcher open the doors for the mountain lion as he walks to his truck to drive it back to the zoo)
Sonja: Oh Heathcliff, your so brave, you save me from the wild mountain lion, (Sonja realizes Heathcliff is unconscious from his battles with the mountain lion) Heathcliff?
(as the episode ends with Sonja looking at the screen)