Narrator: Once upon a time, long ago and far away. There live a little cat, with a little boy and little grandma and no money. Everyone was very, very poor...
Heathcliff: And very, very hungry.
Narrator: The little boy was sent out the family cow so they might have some some food.
Heathcliff: Our prized holstein will fix some big bucks at the market.
Bunky Bill: Frankly kid, that old cow ain't worth nothing. But since your a new customer, I'll give you a break. I'm going to trade you some magic beans for that worthless cow.
Iggy: Magic Beans?
Bunky Bill: These magic beans will bring you great fortune. You be rich. They already made me a wealthy man.
Iggy: Well...
Bunky Bill: Then it's a deal. Oh you sweet talked me into it, Come on cow. So long kid.
Heathcliff: You traded a prized holtein for a few beans?
Iggy: But there magic beans, they'll makes us rich.
Heathcliff: Someone going to put this boy in touch of the real world.
Grandma: Quote. You traded a prized holstein for a few beans?
Heathcliff: God must've liked poor folks, he made some many of us. Well tommrow another, unfourtantly.
*Heathcliff goes to asleep*
(the vines grows as the cat noticed)
Heathcliff: Eh, what is this? A germinating little bean? (The vine from the beanstalk grabs ahold of Heathcliff to the sky) Eh, bickerous little thing, you might even say agressive. I must've got carried away, everytime I go to bed without eating, I get these bizarre dreams. but sooner I wake and regain control again. (Heathcliff noticed the castle in the sky) Well, real expensive real estate, whoever lives in here, oughta be able to maintain a pussycat on my demeanative stature, in a manner I could easily become ascustomed. (He goes inside the castle) Eh- Check this place out, its pure fairytale. a castle in the sky, an sleeping giant and a goose that lays eggs *laughs*.
Goose: (Quacking): Frankly I perfer to be free... in Philadelphia.
Heathcliff: Uh-oh! My what a big paw.
Spike: Roar, roar, roar! Come here. Any final request little fat cat?
Heathcliff: Well, um, I always wanted to see Paris before I die.
Spike: Forget it.
Heathcliff: Oh this boy, he could use a little spice in his life. Here, have some pepper, it clears nasal pastages and stimulates the soul.
Spike: *Spike sneezes*
Heathcliff: Gesundheit! Crab cocktail, smoked and cherry jellotine. Hey-hey, fresh bread with lots of bounce heeheehoo. Eh, do you guys eat this well?
Spike: You got a big mouth for such a teeny kitty.
Heathcliff: And a taste fine champagne. Eh, want you join me? Eh, excuse me while I check the fish soufflé.
Giant: *yawns*
Heathcliff: The giant awakens. The plot thickens. (The giant is awake and pours hot chocolate in the pitcher) That pitcher better be filled with milk. YEOWCH! Hot Chocolate, one of my favorite goodies. (The giant the puts two lumps of sugar to the mug) I usually take one lump of sugar though. Oh this dream is developing into a dizzy nightmare, sheesh.
Giant: Ahh.
(The giant drinks mug with Heathcliff inside)
Heathcliff: Open up or kiss your sweet bye kispers goodbye. Okay, I warned you. (Heathcliff escape the giant's mouth) Sometimes I been hard to swallow.
Giant: Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum. I smell the blood of an english mon.
Heathcliff: Then you don't me, I'm french-canadian with a little italian on my father's side.
Giant: That's close enough, my dog needs a little excerise.*laughs* and I love a good chase with a strong element of danger. (The giant bulldog, Spike chases after Heathcliff) Faster you guys, I want more acton.
*Heathcliff flees inside of a mousehole*
Heathcliff: How embarrassing. Me, hiding out in a mousehole.
Mouse: All my life, I've been waiting for a moment like this. (Heathcliff flees out the mouse hole) And stay out.
Giant: This isn't very entertaining. (laughs by being tickled) Huh?
Heathcliff: Eh, just passing through. Quite a vacancy in there.
(Heathcliff jumps off the giant to Spike's nose)
Giant: Ready.
(The giant swats Spike and missed Heathcliff)
Heathcliff: Missed by a nose.
Giant: Eh, nothing personally. I was aiming at the little fat cat.
Heathcliff: Fats where it's at, if your a cat.
Giant: You know, it isn't smart to make me look stupid.
Heathcliff: But it sure is easy.
(Spike continuous to chase Heathcliff)
Heathcliff: Hey Goose. Your dream of freedom is about to become a reality and I like to book a flight on the first goose out of here.
Giant: You got it, little kitty. I haven't been out in years. (The goose flies him and Heathcliff out of here then asking) Are the doggers still in Brooklyn?
Iggy: Heathcliff! Where have you been?
Heathcliff: Well eh, you aren't going to believe this. But remember those magic beans you brought home?
(Heathcliff tells him long story as he accompied with the giant goose as the episode end)